Disclaimer: This post may not be appropriate for all audiences. It is intended for adults with a sense of humour only!
Following the post 10 Oft-Overlooked Storytelling Methods, a friend of mine asked to find out more about the rather prolific genre of Choose Your Own Adventure erotica. With the idea of surprising a family member by slipping a seemingly innocuous paperback in her Christmas stocking, my friend was in search of a few book suggestions. In true librarian fashion, I was glad to help, and learn more about this overlooked genre of fiction.
Have I peaked your curiosity? Read on. Consider yourself warned: I do not guarantee the quality of these books. In fact, some have received quite terrible reviews. The degree of eroticism may vary. Check out GoodReads.com for an idea of the plot and level of explicitness (where you will find most, though not all, of these titles).
For the Ladies
Tangle in Tijuana by Lila and Nora Zuckerman
Beauty Queen Blowout by Lila and Nora Zuckerman
The Classics Professor by Michael Hemmingson and Mary Anne Mohanraj
Kathryn in the City by Mary Anne Mohanraj
Night of a Thousand Boyfriends by Miranda Clarke
Take Me There by P.F. Kozak
Pretty Little Mistakes by Heather McElhatton
Whatever You Want by Rachel Timms and Laurence Hayes
For the Gentlemen
Big Night Out by Lorraine Freeney and Tara McCarthy
Beer, Women and Bad Decisions by Shawn Harris
Behind Closed Doors: An Erotic Adventure in Which You Are the Hero by Alina Reyes
Escape From Fire Island by James H. English
Not erotic, but funny!
You Are a Miserable Excuse for a Hero by Bob Powers
The Terrible, Horrible Temp-to-Perm Debacle by Bob Powers
Zombies (also not erotic, but funny!)
Texas Biker Zombies From Outer Space by Etienne Guerin DeForest
Zombocalypse Now by Matt Youngmark